remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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