never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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