we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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