It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
