we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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