Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Randomize
