Non-Jews are for practice
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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