upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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