How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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