remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
