Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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