is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I party with great urgency now.
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