Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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