...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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