We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Randomize
