ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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