Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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