I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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