dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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