So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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