Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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