It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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