making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
