You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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