Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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