You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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