How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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