Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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