Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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