You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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