yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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