I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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