she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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