try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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