I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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