i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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