she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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