yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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