they need to just BURY HIM!
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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