Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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