help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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