I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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