whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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