did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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