I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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