No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
