Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I understand Curling. That high.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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