why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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