I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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