Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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