Non-Jews are for practice
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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