how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Walk of Shame today included voting.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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