that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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