You made me cry and you don't even care
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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