Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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