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(905): View more from Toronto

Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.

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(775): View more from Nevada

Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.

(504): View more from Louisiana

Error 1684C: You're last text was undeeliverable. Subscriber is our to the aera.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

worst lay ever....

(780): View more from Alberta, CA

as long as you cum, there is no bad sex

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement

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(908): View more from New Jersey

is wine microwaveable?

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(708): View more from Illinois

For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...

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(573): View more from Missouri

A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.

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(845): View more from New York

Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school

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(802): View more from Vermont

How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him

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